predictions for the 2026/27 figure skating season, as haiku

August 13, 2026

women

Mothers jumping quads
Each Challenger a bloodbath
Grown women era

Yuma's blonde and gone
Who will come at the quadg0d?
Time for something new

Pattern step is back
Wheat from chaff, or bait and switch?
Bad cuts sole constant

Russians in from cold
Taking candy from babies
It's what we deserve

figure skating soapbox