predictions for the 2026/27 figure skating season, as haiku

women

Mothers jumping quads
Each Challenger a bloodbath
Grown women era

men

Yuma's blonde and gone
Who will come at the quadg0d?
Time for something new

ice dance

Pattern step is back
Wheat from chaff, or bait and switch?
Bad cuts sole constant

pairs

Russians in from cold
Taking candy from babies
It's what we deserve